Biomess.

again, i shouldn't be blogging, but it's been a very very loooooooooooooooooong and difficult day for me. the worst thing that could possibly be happening to a student actually happened to me today.

I've been studying Physics for the past few days because i'm just too damn very sure that i'll be having Physics today. So this morning, everything started off just fine. drag my feet to the toilet, bla bla bla. I was sooooo ready to get Physics over with it, and when i get to school everyone's holding up their biology book, which is kinda odd when you're gonna have Physics instead of biology on that day. And when i asked why is everyone reading biology, okay, here's the best part.

Kevin : " You don't actually think that we're having Physics today right?"

OHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS. I'm screwed. I didn't study Biology at ALL. and this is SPM we're talking about! Of all exams!!!!!!!! This determines wether i'll get into UM or not!!!!!!!!!!!! and i'll be taking medicine, which kinda of impossible to get into if you just DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE FREAKING BIOLOGY TEST AT ALL!!!!!!!!!

I went crazy for a lil while, i couldn't even think and focus my brain to the subject. 5 seconds after i found out about it, tears started coming out, which was really spontanious, really. (you should know that i'm not the kind who cry for silly things.) so anyway, called my mum, of course she started yelling, called my sister, and she started yelling, not as much as my mum did though. didn't call my dad, not that he can do much.

it was 7.40am, and the exam starts at 8am. So, the two guys i've been calling idiots, Khairin and Faiz helped me a GREAT DEAL. I cramped two years of sudying into my hugeeeeee brain in less than 20 minutes.

So the results?

Paper 1 was okay, although i actually put the cause of Ricket is the lack of vitamin B when it was supposed to be vitamin D. and also, the reason they put 'buah ciku' in the rice thingy is to soften the fruit and i actually put to trap ethylene. that's just two of my mistakes. i bet i made for mistakes but you know what? whatever, i did my best, and if there's a single person who gets lower than me in malaysia, that person should be the laughing stock for the idiots because if i'm dumb, then, what are they? how can you possibly get lower than somebody who didn't study at all?

Paper 2 essay was THE BOMB. it was eassssssyyyyyyyyyyy. Subjective part was a bit tricky though. and i put heterozygous alleles as BB. this are the silly mistakes you can make when you DIDN'T LOOK AT THE TIMETABLE CORRECTLY.

Paper 3 was.......unexpected. all the ramalan soalan, or soalan bocor or wtv, NONE of it came out. The stupid quadrat sampling thing came out, but it was okay. At least i get it. The second one was crazy. it was tricky and, mine is almost half wrong, if you know what i mean.

You know how it's feels like when you always dream of getting 10a's and know that you blew your chances JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T READ THE TIMETABLE PROPERLY?????!!! yeah, it feels like constipated shit in your mouth and you just can't get it out, so you have to swallow it. can imagine? :D

i know there's a lot of typos and the font is boring but wtv. i'm not gonna edit it. i have physics to read people! I HAVE to get an A in physics if i blew my biology.

so, here! The 5 Dickies picture that was supposed to be in the school mag til they said no because of the wine bottle. but what the heck? it's so lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. We're 17!!! Oh yeah, we wasn't supposed to know what wine is.


i couldn't make it bigger, so squint your eyes or download it or do wtv. i don't care.

i got it from mr zach's blog. i think it's zacharywongkl.blogspot.com. or something like that.

i'm just toooo tired.

byebyebyebye.


"however hard you try, she can never be me boy"

Lv,
Shuck.

Kevin Mavin Gavin Bavin Tavin Lavin Pavin Ravin

This blog is posted especially for my AWESOME friend, KEVIN. You know what Kevin, I didn't forget you when I was doing that awesome blog post about The Dickies. You're just such a cool friend that i think you deserves a cool spot on my blog, not with those lame people :D

So Kevin, I'm SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna miss our conversations when we sit beside each other in class (this may sounds like i'm in love with you, but trust me, i'm not.)

The way you mimic Mr Yow, and your confusing explanation about Physics theories.

The way you insult me along with those idiots (Khairin and Faiz).

The way you drive like a madman on a mission.

Our promise of having our own automobile company, mine Electron and yours Neutron, and both of us are gonna compete with Proton. But, unfortunately, i'm gonna take medicine instead. But it's okay, look at the bright side, you can always give an old friend a free kick ass car :D

See now kevin? You're special, in the way you always tell me i'm special, just like everyone else. :D

Thanks for calling me dumb and bimbo, because if you didn't, I wouldn't realise that i'm not. So in a way, you helped me discover myself, Kevin, oh Kevin.

XOXO.

I'm <33ing it.

I know i shouldn'y be blogging now, when in about 12 hours time, i'll be sitting for my Physics exam, but i can't help it! :P so i'll try to make this as short as i possibly can.

1.So, Khairin told me his love towards Nick Jonas has grown stronger after he read my previous blog. And he thanked me for that post. See how gay that guy is?

2.My sister's working in La Senza now, and today's her first day. :) Can't wait to start working myself and get my own hard earned caaasssshhhhhhhhhhhhh <33>

3. Eain can't phrase what i meant in my previous blog any better.

"I think that some girls should just chill out with the whole love thing.

COME ON.

You guys are like, i duno 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 ?

UR NOT GONA GET MARRIED AT THIS AGE.

so chill the fuck out weiiiiii..

Being obsessed to death isnt a good sight to others.

Pretty creepy.

No i am not jealous because people are happy or whatever.

But i am really annoyed.seriously,CHILL OUT." EAINSANE.

4. My stress continues after SPM with driving classes in the plan. Like, Dammit! I know how to bloody drive, so leave me aloneeeeeeeeeeee! I won't kill no old lady trying to cross the road, no i won't.

5. PROMMMMMMMMMM! We had to pay RM 180 per person to watch Prom The Musical. I swear to god, they better be good. Stupid Amanda should just accept their offer to sing.

I found my dressssssssss! Haven't got it though, i still wanna browse around. Not gonna tell you what colour it is, or where i'm gonna get it, cos i don't wanna show up with the same dress as you have. But it's a nice dresssssssssssssssssssssssssss! :D :D :D

6. I'm addicted to I Hate This Part by The Pussycat Dolls. I know.

7. I shall use this blog to let go of the anger inside of me towards anonymous.

8. Nicole is the only PUSSYcat Dolls. The others are just puppets.

9. I don't know what else to blog about.

10. I don't wanna touch that book no moreeeeee!!!

11. fine, byebye.


" Your Boyfriend Isn't The Only Boy I Would Mate With"


Lv,
Shuck.

DOTCY.

Yeah, i changed my blog to naughtydotcy.blogspot.com :)


I seriously think that couples who are permanently stuck to each other is almost very gross. like, get married already, and have gazillion kids. I mean, we all know you're in love, so stop doing stuff you shouldn't be doing in public. Gosh.

well well well,

I just finished watching the movie Phat Girlz, AND I'M IN LOVE WITH JIMMY JEAN LOUIS! don't worry, i'll invite you guys to our wedding :) oh, and Totcy and Rotcy will be my bride's maid, dancing to a hindi song. :D :D haha



OMG. I don't know what's up with me and black dudes. They're just so so so so burning hot!! :D

So anyway, let's talk education. SPM's gonna be over in 6 days' time. I'll be having Physics on Monday, Biology on Tuesday, EST on Thursday, and like they say, the rest is history!!! I'll be one free bitch!! haha

Here's my list of the things i'm gonna do after all the SPM shit's over.

1. get a beautiful plant for myself, preferably the ones with big pink flowers.
2. get a gym membership / enroll in a classical indian dance class or a pole dancing class.
3. read all the books i haven't got a chance to read. it's stacked up like crazy.
4. go on a trip.
5. maybe, i'll get a temporary job. and when i get my pay, i'll buy that blackberry bold i've been eye-ing. it's time for me to be independent :P (guess what? pauziah is actually using that phone now. oh yes pauziah, I AM JEALOUS.)
6. learn to play guitar.
7. go out with everyone i could possibly can.
8. blog, blog, blog.
9. shop, shop, shop.
10. wake up 6.30 am to jog around the housing area.
11. facebook, facebook, facebook.
12. learn how to cook. and make cute cupcakes.
13. learn to speak spanish by myself, using the spanish for dummies book.
14. recite the al-quran til finish.

15. JUST BE THE BEST PERSON I COULD EVER BE :).

and here's what i will not do.

1. sleep for a few days straight.
2. not take my shower for the whole day.
3. stuff my face with food/ snacks. = not make a fat bitch outta myself.
4. be one lazy bitch.


Let's hope I won't be doing the opposite.

SPM add maths paper 2 was crazy. I just hope there's a lot more dumber people than me, then the graph will go down down down, and maybe a miracle could happen, and i'll get an A! :D

So after SPM, I might be taking the foundation course in Universiti Malaya, or Malayan University as khairin would put it ( he refused to admit that he is malay, let alone call it UM). Khairin's the lucky stalker bitch who would be doing the same course as i am. But of course, we all know that i'm the one who deserves to be there. Like Faiz said, only the smartest malays get into UM. :D

Talking about Khairin, i swore that i'll blog about his crazy obsessive passion for the The Jonas Brothers.


Let me tell you about my friend here, his name is Khairin. He has HUGEEEEEEEEE hair. and... he's gay. He said, he just LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the Jonas Brothers. He just cannot stop thinking about them. He even cuts his hair looking like Nick Jonas. There's this one time at the cafe, he said he fantasizes about having butt sex with Nick Jonas. And he hates Selena Gomez from taking Nick away from him. oh yes, he's gay alright. :)

There you go Khairin, told you i'll blog about your gayness.

I'll update more when SPM's over.

Till then, adios!

'all we do is linger'

Lv,
Shuck.