Baby weezyyyy.

I'll be Mrs. Wayne soon :)

Crispy lil gayman.

Since Crisp's 20th birthday is coming up in an hour time, i decided to do a post about that gayman.

To that gay llama who only lives to eat and who has always been by my side,

Thank you & Happy Birthday.

Hope you'll get to wipe your ass with a 100$ bill one day.

Hope you'll turn gay, very soon.

Hope you'll find yourself a cougar, like you always wanted.

But most of all,

I just hope we'll be friends as long as forever.

Lv,
Shuck

Quick update.

1. I'm working at Gloria Jean's Coffees in The Curve. So drop by if you're in the area, cos i'll be treating you to a crappy beverage :)

2. I'll be having a trip to Sarawak with Tyra and Crisp.

3. SPM result is out in 3 weeks time.

4. I tried, but i failed to use the tampons.

5. Why is everyone breaking up nowadays? Where's the love? :P

6. Nothing else.

7.fin.

"I'll let you in where noone else goes"

Lv,
Shuck.

Bealberries.

To my Beal,

Long Distance by Brandy.

Today and Tomorrow.

I don't know where to start.

So people has been obsessing about this thing on Facebook called 25 where you have to post 25 random things about yourself, and this is mine.

1. I'm single and loving it.
2. I talk very loud, and fast, as some would say.
3. I love the colour gold.
4. I'm not good at playing cards.
5. I suck in geography.
6. I eat just for the sake of survival.
7. I hate cheating boyfriends.
8. I think Britney spears is a legend in her own right.
9. Power Rangers are very kinky.
10. So is Barney.
11. I hate nerds cos they care too much, not cos they're smart.
12. I secretly wanna be a nerd.
13. I hate almost all of my teachers.
14. I hate rempits.
15. I hate racist people.
16. I'm bored with the same damn thing in Malaysia.
17. I don't drink nor smoke.
18. I'm into gay guys.
19. I think i'm smart.
20. Most people think i'm dumb.
21. I wanna be super rich.
22. I'm gonna be a brain surgeon.
23. I swear A LOT.
24. I wanna die before my mum cos i can't live without her.
25. I hate famous people. I'm a hater :)

Don't watch Inkheart, it's stupid. At least i think so. Not my kinda movie. Narnia's more like it :D

So, i got my license yesterdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! :D I'm the most awesomest person in the world for taking the test only once and passed it. :D Now, i can legally drive like a madwoman :D

Guess what happened today?

I SHIT IN MY PANTS, LITERALLY.

Blame the organic wheatgrass thing. I pooped out this green (note, GREEN.) fluid thing after a few seconds taking that bloody thing.

Now, my maid's resume will include 'Has experience cleaning up an 18 year old's green poop'.

Me and Min Yan has something in common now, we have green poop! :D

Wheatgrass was supposed to be 'the thing' for detoxification (Eating grass to shit.) but i didn't expect them to get all hyped up in my intestine and work miracle.

Probably cos i took Apple Cider Vinegar right before taking in the Wheatgrass. This is exactly why i need to become a doctor. That is, to educate myself about not mixing up supplements like that.

Anyway, next topic. So i applied for the foundations in the local universities. We get to have 8 choices. And these are the places i chose to go, and hopefully got accepted to.

1. Universiti Malaya - Asasi Sains Hayat (Life Science Foundation)

2. Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia - Asasi Perubatan (Medical Foundation)

3. Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia - Asasi Sains Hayat (Life Science Foundation)

4. Universiti Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia - Asasi Sains Kesihatan Bersekutu (I don't know what the hell this is. I just applied for it.)

5. Universiti Malaya - Asasi Sains Fizikal (Physical Science Foundation)

6. Universiti Islam Antarabangsa - Asasi Sains Fizikal (Physical Science Foundation)

7. Universiti Islam Antarabangsa - Asasi Undang-Undang (Law Foundation)

8. Universiti Teknologi Mara - Asasi Sains (Science Foundation)

It probably look like i'm dying to go to UIAM. But no, I'M DYING TO GO TO THE UM!!! PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!

It's just that UIAM offers more courses. And UiTM, that's just to fill up the 8th spot. I don't know what else to put.

To Najwa and Crisp. Imma hold ya down.

"Lover To Me, My Baby"

Lv,
Shuck.