Stuffs.

"I don't know about your dictionary, but in my dictionary, goofing around means two good friends who cares about each other very much, had an amazing sex and just wanna spend a lil bit more time with each other" - Chandler, Friends.

1. SO addicted to Friendssssssssssssssss. I know i'm 10 years too late, but wtv.

2. Got a new carrrrr! Well, i share it with Tyra, but still, it's half mine. Actually, it's more like a quarter mine, cos it's kinda like her bday pressie from daddie. Mine, nonetheless. It's a Honda City. The 2nd one in the pham, first one being my sister's.

3. Soooooo addicted to Wake up call by Hayden Panettiere and Us Against The World by Christina Millian.

4. I think Amanda should trademark the word FuckityFuck. Same goes with MinYan with Awesomosity. It's soo original.

5. This McDonald Ad couldn't be more Japanese. Here's another one.

6. Watched Hitch and License To Wed today. The Umpthteen time for the latter.

7. I think Miley is trying to copy Wacko Jacko's Thriller with Fly On The Wall. Just change the zombie to paps. It's not bad.

8. I wanna start my own cult, which i will name 'Virginology'. It's something like Scientology, but it's not that religious. We'll just make fun of non virgins :)

9. I'll be taking neurology. Meaning i'll be cutting people's head in about 15- 2o years time.

10. I still haven't got the plant i've always wanted.

11. I am broke. So does most of my friends. And i wonder why. Apart from the fact that MPH conned me.

12. 98% of my friends has started college. and 97.9% of them are studying overseas. 0.1% for the possibilties of someone got left behind by their plane.

13. I would have to wait for my SPM result before i can start applying for goverment based foundation. And i'm need of a goverment scholarship.

14. I'm boycotting american brands such as McDonald's, KFC, Coke, Burger Kings, Carl's Jr etc etc. I'm not paying the tax for my own sisters' and brothers' death in Gaza. Here's the full list of the Jewish brands. This is a bad timing though, since KFC just launch the Zinger Tower Burger and i haven't tried it. But wtv, there's always Ramlee Burger. haha

15. I won a lucky draw at Celebrity Fitness Bangsar and I got a Phillips MP3 player for freeeeeee! It's not exactly an iPod, but it's almost the same, in fact smaller and more japanese looking. Good timing though, cos my iPod is cacat-ed already. This is how it looks like. All I had to do, was listen to the music using three different earphones, and pick which is the best, write it on a form and they randomly picked the winner. For someone who NEVER won anything in her life, this is a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE deal.

16. For those who haven't got their driving license, DON'T go to Metro Driving Academy. It's 100% malay-swearing malays. I had a small fight with one of the instructor the other day. He was so damn disrespectful! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of them are a horny married bunch who would fcuk a retarded cow for sex. I'm dead serious. On the way back, one ENCIK ATIB guy drove some of us home, and he can't stop talking about sex and girls, which is very gross for someone with a super big belly, very very dark and sweaty, married, and doesn't have a good job. This is one of the example.

a.Amir: Abang ni dah kahwin ke?
The Bastard: Kat rumah aku dah kahwin la, tapi kat sini (the driving school) aku bujang.

Trust me, he said much worse things than that. When he was about to drop me off, i asked for his name, and he thought i wanna get to know him. He was like, 'tak pe, panggil saya atib je' with that grossss tone. honey, i rather fcuk a rare pink ant than see your face again.

17. People's obsession with sports sometimes freak me out, but i've been there, with formula one.

18. I just did an online complaint to the Ministry of Consumers Affair about a bunch of people in hartamas who charged people for public parking space. They charged RM10 for weekends. They might as well sell their butt.

19. I'm going to do some voluntary work while taking my driving license. I'm still browsing for organisations. Need my help? Call 1-800-syakirin-so-cool.

20. I LOVE RUSSELL BRAND.


21. I want LG Cookie.

22. I need to start working.

23. I want an exotic pet bird.

24. I want to climb Mount Kinabalu.

25. I wanna go to Rome.


"You Can't Handle Me"

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