Mundane.

This morning i woke up from a nightmare, what it's about, better keep it to myself. But damn, it makes me go loco til i realised it's just a dream, or somebody needs a real slapping, and i dnt mean it on the ass. Texted Mr Homo. He texted back. Bla bla. Watched Baby Love video cos it makes me feel good watching it in the morning, on my bed.

Went downstairs cos Human Footprints is on Nat Geo (thanks Mr All-Bones), watched it while texting and thinking about how hungry i am, saw a gazillion muffins on the table, but it's not for me, so i decided to eat the oh-so-famous instant Maggi Mee. When i'm almost done, and the water's boiling like hell, i realised i've forgetten to put in the brown flavour thing. Thank god, if not i'll be eating tasteless springy noodles. But it turned out that the maggi is tasteless after all.

I never thought you could actually screw up with something so simple as maggi. I can't figure it out at first, why the maggi's so tasteless. Than i remembered, i put the water more than half of the boiling pan (is that what you call it? i don't know, it's round, and made of steel?). So yeah, that's my breakfast :D i'm proud. But that doesn't make me love cooking anymore than before.

You enjoy reading about tasteless maggi, don't you? :)

Hilda and the pham decided to come over today. She and Adib went out with my mum to buy some more muffin stuff. I went up and had a chat with Beal, at long last. We had a blast talking about stuff, bitching and getting pissed off at random people :D

When my mum came back at 4, i haven't took my shower. So i took my shower, went downstairs, told my mum that my dad wants to meet up at Gloria Jean's Midvalley. We did more muffins and sandwiches at record time.

At around 9, me, my mum, Hilda and Adib went to Gloria Jean's Coffees. Met up with Ronnie and Bang Roslan there. Got a BAD brain freeze from the mango smoothie i ordered, went online using my bro's laptop, chat some more with Mr Alex Gay.

He's been hanging out at gay bars a lot lately (i'm suprised it didnt happen any sooner), and yeah, we'll go one day aite? I like how he put it:

Me: gtg. i'm at gloria jean's now. gonna go back.
Alex: euw. you're a lesbo?
Me: wtf?
Alex: you're in Gloria's Jean. You do lesbo fuck?

You're gay enough without being bitchy Alex. He's been obsessing with beyonce cos he claims that's what gays do (Britney and Madonna too). Dude, i'm just happy you moved to a higher level of gayness :)

Came back home, and here i am :D

To Khairin, dude, really, i wonder how fucking big your brain is. With a gpa of 3.93, you could even futher you studies on outer space. Like, go with the martians and study their language or something. People like you lived to annoy people like me, so people like you shouldn't exist. Go shoot your balls and bleed to death.

I'm menstruating very soon. Zits are popping on my face like lavas on the surface of planet Mars and that thing down south doesn't feel so good either.

I realised i got 2 free things in one month, which is pretty cool cos i dnt get a lot of free goodies. A movie ticket and a Clinique skincare set. Well, alongside the free services YOU give me. You cheap whore. And now you're cheering about how the male population doesnt need to give birth. You people just fuck, and leave it to us to suffer.

I'm tired.

"You could become my king"

Lv,
Shuck.